Line of the Week

The only line of the week. And month. Year? Who knows?

None the less, Imperial Theaters gives congratulations to IMF.

Tim sighed. “Maybe… Are you ready?” He opened the passenger door to Ryan’s corvette and climbed inside.
“Yep,” Ryan nodded and got in the driver’s side.
“Aren’t you forgetting something?” Tim asked.
“What? Oh… yeah, right.” Ryan pulled out a very cool-looking pair of sunglasses and slipped them on. “Now I’m ready.”

Best Line of the Week: Do you rate your kills?

This week it goes to Black Sun Criminal Syndicate:

“Nice kill Tim!” came Ryan snickering voice over the comm. “They will need a nice big hose to clean that up. I’d give it a nine out of ten.”

Laz spoke up. “Aww… the Russian and east German judges both gave you a five point six.”

Best line of the Week!

Once again, this goes to IMF. Great dialogue

"Aw, I’ve had worse,” Ryan waved him off.
“There’s actually about one hundred and fifty of them,” Laz reported. “No wait, I think I counted one of them twice… nope, there’s one hundred and fifty.”
“Still seen worse.”

Best Line of the week!

Funniest, most dramatic, witty or whatever else makes a memorable movie line....So No. 1:


“You thought I was dead, didn’t you?” Cathy said,
“Well yeah, your head blew up like a watermelon,” Tim exclaimed
“Usually, that’s fatal,” Ryan pointed out.
“Oh yeah, well usually radiation’s a killer, too,” Cathy shot back.

IMF Review

IMF- Chronicles of a Squad

Updated 3/27/08
Standing for Imperial Mission Force, IMF exists 'to serve the emperor'. This involves missions of all sorts. From all out action to undercover operations, this blog is about the many exploits of this elite team





"The Players"


Stars Ryan, Laz and Tim. Most of touche makes up the cast except for Football, and made up (supposedly) characters like 'Emmy'





"Viewing Times"


Or, how the blog works, so to speak.


Regular format, background music. It is divided into Missions, which are like mini- stories in the tale of IMF. Each mission has parts (part 1, 2, 3, etc..) that come out every week, Tuesday.



So Far..



IMF has been betrayed, reason unkown, and the emperor is hunting agents down as they fight to survive. Remnants form a rebellion as they prepare for payback



Review



IMF is a cool story, though largely a rip off of all those spy movies, at times making fun of the cliche mission force. Riddled with wise cracks and jokes, as well as bullets, it is a lighthearted story of action an adventure that does have its serious moments, becoming more frequent with new plot twists. Recent controversy has gained it popularity and is a well liked blog about Empire agents doing their job.

Rating: 8.1
(out of 10)



It can be found here

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Oyi and Clari Review

The Adventures of Oyi and Clari

Oyi and Clari became fast friends ever since they met in the woods trying to find Oyi. After Oyi remembered who she was, the story encompasses the many adventures they find in the mythical land

"The Players"

Stars Oyi and Clari, played by one other than Holly and Claire. Other cast members include pretty much everyone NCFCA related you can (and can't) think of. Primarily members of Touche and Envoy clubs take center stage.

"Viewing Times"

Or, how the blog works, so to speak. Regular format, background music. Contains regular commercial breaks for other blogs, favorite sites or pertty much anything they want. It is divided into mini-series stories, containing several posts for a plot. These incidents comprise most of the series. Currently, a novel is being published on the blog, in parts, one plot running through the whole thing. Readers were also invited to send in stories about their character. Posts are published regularly every week on monday. New stories come one week after the last, so there is no irregular wait inbetween.

So Far...

Currently Oyi and Clari is running their novel, which is a tale of the disaster when Clari's maps start becoming reality, worse still when she dozes of and mixes all the names up. The consequences confuse everybody as another story of hilarity ensues.

Review

The Adventures of Oyi and Clari is the place to go for hilarious fun in their brilliant mythical land. If you are reading it, you are most likely in it as it has characters from all over NCFCA. Though not everyone is constantly in the story, they indeed encorperate everyone with new fitting names, habits and reputations. First of it's kind (unless envoy forest is counted) it provided new mechinisims to blogging that led to a host of other blog stories. Brimming with creativity, funny characters and just plain humor, was and still is the spearhead and emblem of blogging stories

Rating: 7.6
(out of 10)

It can be found here

Movie Description Page

Here we have our 'movies' that are now showing, with links to them and their reviews.


IMF

"Chronicles of a squad"- the emperor's elite mission force.

Review



The Adventures of Oyi and Clari

These stories based off of NCFCA competitors include just about anything- so long as it's funny.

Review



The Empire: Episode I

First in a series, this futuristic tale of the Empire (and all those in it) is written by the Emperor himself.

Review

FANTASY

Mythical stories of everything from well meaning elfs to unusual mermaids.

Review

Black Sun Criminal Syndicate

The criminal agents that work to destroy the Empire

Review

The Empire

In blog story THE EMPIRE, the EAF resemble a futuristic version of the UN, and stands for the Euoropean and Atalantic Fedaration....

It was almost the North Atlantic...but that sounded too familiar

Did you know?

The Oyi and Clari series was derived from FCN (funny class notes) in which Envoy forest played a part...

More factoids from Imperial Theaters..