THE EMPIRE HAS RETURNED!

Finally, after many months of waiting, the Empire is back! And after scrutiny of the preceding plot, have decided it's been too dull, and decided to speed up the plot, so it is now more exciting than ever. What else is there to say?

1000th hit coming!

Just 150 hits from our 1000th visit to Imperial Theaters, the Theatre will be offering a prize to the 1000th visitor. While details are still being figured out make sure to keep checking for a major Imperial Theater Milestone

Imperial Theaters Goes Public!

After almost a year of being exclusive to only 11 readers anyone can go to the theaters without even logging in! That pretty much says it all!

Best Line of the Week: Do you rate your kills?

This week it goes to Black Sun Criminal Syndicate:

“Nice kill Tim!” came Ryan snickering voice over the comm. “They will need a nice big hose to clean that up. I’d give it a nine out of ten.”

Laz spoke up. “Aww… the Russian and east German judges both gave you a five point six.”

BLACK SUN RETURNS!

Yes, long awaited, the story is posted again, with some exiting new twists!

At any rate, it is questionable whether posting will return frequnetly or if this is just a fluke. We hope to see more from the explosive story!

Privacy policy

As is evident, Imperial theaters is at an all time low. Many think this is because the fact that you have to log in to see it (and many think it plain stinks). With these problems to face, who would object to the theaters going open to the public?

Best line of the Week!

Once again, this goes to IMF. Great dialogue

"Aw, I’ve had worse,” Ryan waved him off.
“There’s actually about one hundred and fifty of them,” Laz reported. “No wait, I think I counted one of them twice… nope, there’s one hundred and fifty.”
“Still seen worse.”

Best Line of the week!

Funniest, most dramatic, witty or whatever else makes a memorable movie line....So No. 1:


“You thought I was dead, didn’t you?” Cathy said,
“Well yeah, your head blew up like a watermelon,” Tim exclaimed
“Usually, that’s fatal,” Ryan pointed out.
“Oh yeah, well usually radiation’s a killer, too,” Cathy shot back.

Survey!

Like our IMF survey, this will also be on the sidebar.... (If this one doesn't work the sidebar will)



http://www.polldaddy.com/s/64E677CB4F1D10F3/

Comments? Critique?

Imperial theaters is always looking for improvement, in any of it's stories or the site itself. We remind you once again to please comment with suggestions, or even send the authors reviews on what you think of the site/stories.

The Empire Returneth!

The Emperor's blog story is announced to reappear this summer. Technical difficulties, writing the second half of the story and homework have all been stalling the story, but word is it is picking up and should be back on time for summer.

IMF Review

IMF- Chronicles of a Squad

Updated 3/27/08
Standing for Imperial Mission Force, IMF exists 'to serve the emperor'. This involves missions of all sorts. From all out action to undercover operations, this blog is about the many exploits of this elite team





"The Players"


Stars Ryan, Laz and Tim. Most of touche makes up the cast except for Football, and made up (supposedly) characters like 'Emmy'





"Viewing Times"


Or, how the blog works, so to speak.


Regular format, background music. It is divided into Missions, which are like mini- stories in the tale of IMF. Each mission has parts (part 1, 2, 3, etc..) that come out every week, Tuesday.



So Far..



IMF has been betrayed, reason unkown, and the emperor is hunting agents down as they fight to survive. Remnants form a rebellion as they prepare for payback



Review



IMF is a cool story, though largely a rip off of all those spy movies, at times making fun of the cliche mission force. Riddled with wise cracks and jokes, as well as bullets, it is a lighthearted story of action an adventure that does have its serious moments, becoming more frequent with new plot twists. Recent controversy has gained it popularity and is a well liked blog about Empire agents doing their job.

Rating: 8.1
(out of 10)



It can be found here

Our Contributors....

We'd like to thank our contributors, we don't give them what the're worth even in advertising. Yes, they are only links from our blog, but they are official Imperial stories! Imperial theaters is now announcing to all featured blog authors that they are welcome to send (by email, please) any post they'd like to have published about their blog, or anything for imperial theaters. Just as real movies come out with advertising, we'd like to allow you to advertise, explain or even critique our blogs. This is essentially allowing you to be authors of the blog, but not quite, more will come on that one...

What do you think of Imperial Theaters?

Imperial Theaters is constantly looking for customer satisfaction, and so we appreciate your feedback. We ask you to take this series of polls to determine where we should go to for the future. Have a good day and remember:

With the emperor's name, the movie must be of fame!

That was kinda lame... We have a poll on that, too!

Press Release: The Empire

Santa Rosa, Ca (IP-Imperial press)Here is an official press release (sort of like a Q & A) for blog story: The Empire. Comprised of various circulating questions, an Imperial Theaters spokesman now answers:





Spokesman: Welcome to imperial theater's exclusive set of public interviews. In order to clarify a commonly asked about story- THE EMPIRE: Episode I, From Shadows and Dust. Lets go to our questions....

Q: When does the story take place?

A: "The Empire" takes place around 2700 A.D., years into the future.

Q: Where does it take place on the timeline of other imperial things like IMF?

A: It takes place long after the empire, IMF, Black sun, etc. are gone. Many wars have happened, the empire itself is gone. After a large muslim uprising around 2600 A.D., a leader emerged, who after winning the war, betrayed everyone and tryed to conquer the world. He was near suceeding, when at a climactic battle he died. Around 2680 AD, the world is renewed, the Global Republic is instated and order returns. A UN like organization, however , puts a blockade on a city of neapolis, in the republic, and begins invasion when the story begins.

Q: On Neapolis, what, where is it, and why wasn't it introduced much?

A: The Authors origionally intended for a star wars style opening credits to be displayed, via youtube, that explained such things, however, due to technical delay, it was cut.

Neapolis is a massive trade city, resembling Theed, from star wars. It lies east of Florida, near the Bahamas, in the Atlantic ocean. Because it is in the ocean, it lies on a man made island, actually 4 man made islands, 3 shaped like kidney beans, surrounding a circular center island wherethe royalty, government and big city are. Imperial theaters will come out with a full post on this shortly...

Q: And another big city- Orticon....is what?

A: Orticon is the Courascant of the story. It is around the whole san diego/ LA area, extending into high rises, and over part of the bay.

Q: Why is is so much like Star Wars?

A: The series is intended to follow the plot generally. The authors wanted a fairly complex plot, yet wanted readers to be able to follow it, so they decided to copy the plot in the beggining, so once readers get on track the plot can start to change to a more origional story. For now, if readers are confused, THE EMPIRE reccomends referencing star wars episode I, as it bears great resemblences.

Spokesman: We hope this has revealed facets of one of our blog stories, and have answered your questions. Comment if we have missed anyone. Until next time, this is Imperial Times.

(IP, 2008)

Poll: THE EMPIRE Episode I

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BLACK SUN BEGINS AT LAST

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